November 27, 2009

Evil Bryan

N: Hey babe, what if i grow like obese fat after we get married and stuff?

B: Huh, i'll be :( lor

N: But i thought you said that you'll love me no matter what? ):

B: But then my love for you will be less concentrateed
B: Coz its the same amount of love
B: Over a greater surface area
B: And that's nott goooood


Sigh.

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