Saying the Wrong Words

Unlike Linkai, I'm not yet able to produce fruits of SOT (:
But I have one verse to share - Out of tiredness the mouth speaks rubbish.

EG 1.
Situation: Mummy talking abt iPhone getting water damaged.
Mum: They say my iPhone indicator is pink!
Me: Yah lah, you know, when your phone gets water baptized... *pause*

EG 2.
Situation: Manager asking for locker number.
Mngr: What is your locker number?
Me: Oh, err, table two.

EG 3.
Situation: Colleague asking me whether im taking the drinks outSIDE.
A: Eh Nal you going out later?
Me: Of course not lah! I'm so tired, going home to sleep.
A: ?????? Er i'm asking whether you're going outside later, can bring the drinks out with you.

In this state of mind, it's not wise to think of my uni and course application :/